Toilets That Kill

This is nothing like the high funda toilet that fellow blogger Jimbo raved about in his blog. This is a third-rate, third-world toilet - or what's left of it - in the third-class ward that I work in. The cistern came crashing down one fine day. My patient somehow had the foresight to pull the flush handle only after she had stepped out of the cubicle, hence she escaped what could have turned out to be a horrific freak accident. No where is safe anymore, is there?