16 May, 2007

Food For Thought

TODAY'S SPECIAL

hors d'oeu-vre
Bread and butter

soup du jour
Cauliflower soup

entree
Pizza Pie with Swiss Cheese
or
Grilled Salmon with Anchovy Sauce

dessert
Strawberry Ice Cream
Coffee or Tea

What a doctor/pathologist may envision instead :


Anchovy sauce pus of a liver abscess


Pizza pie (?new fusion food) appearance in CMV retinitis


Strawberry cervix of trichomoniasis


Cauliflower-like growth of a laryngeal papillary squamous cell carcinoma


Bread and butter appearance of fibrinous pericarditis (you'd have to drop the bread on the floor to leave that kind of texture!)


Swiss cheese appearance of emphysematous lung

We see food in everything.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ya we do, don't we? Very gastronomically oriented creatures indeed, especially the pathologists!

Sudeep said...

ah! your forgot Chocolate Cyst! :P

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